MERRY CHRISTMAS

To:  All people at Blogger

I hope today -- Dec. 25 is a Merry Christmas for you all


From: Dr. Thinker

EPISODE #4: "SANTA'S BODYGUARDS"

=INTRO START=

Hello, Future People of the Future Earth.. Thank you for looking into my file on my superhero career. My name is Eris, the Greek God of Chaos. Yes, I am the God that did the G.A.G - -the Golden Apple Gag -- that lead to the Trojan War. Hera told me as punishment I must do good deed for the humans of Earth. I been protecting them against mysterious monsters that have been threatening Athens, Greece when not in disguise as Diva Golden.

=SHOW: START=

ERIS IN “SANTA”S BODYGUARDS”

In her hideout, Collyana was mad as eleven mad hatters as she was searching through all the hideout for something to  turn into a monster to payback Meakee for her betray on Halloween.

She found a kitchen knife, picked up and throw into the caldron she had. The caldron bubbled for a while perform sending out a monster. This time the monster looked a  human-sized sliver knife with orange eyes with hands and legs. In his hands, he carries a long chef knife.

Collyana said, “You look sharp!”

Knifya said, “You have a cutting wit. The name is Knifya. You tell me what you want to curve up and I serve to you a sliver plate.”

Collyana remarked, “Hunt down Meakee and cut anyone down that tries to stop you you.”

Knifya said, “When I done, you will the only left on Earth!”

Collyanna said as Knifya smashed his way out of the hideout,  “This time I’m going to in the winner’s corner!”

=ERIS=

Unknown to the other workers at Oilflower Inc, Eris was disguised as Diva Golden, the ugly dressed CEO of Oilflower Inc.. Diva at this time was on a stepladder and finishing nailing Christmas wreath in the wall behind the lobby’s sign-in desk when she heard reindeer hoofprints on the roof. It was not night at Dec. 24. So she hop down and remarked, “Any following me is going to wish they were dead or  worse fired.”

One of the Oilflower Inc. workers who’s been working on a Christmas light asked, “Anyone going to follow her -- for her safety?”

Another Oilflower inc. worker who was carrying a box that leads “BIBLE STUFF” on remarked, “I heard horror stories about making her mad at Christmas time.”

A female Oilflower Inc. remarked as she took out Christmas figures -- an angel and a Snta --  place on them on top of the file cabinet  close to where Diva hanged the wealth, “You guy leave the poor CEO alone.”

One of male worker remarked, “She is either as rich or richer than Hades!”

The female worker say them while giving them THE LOOK, “You know what I mean. She give her entire file a day before America had their Thanksgiving & Black Friday”

The other male worker remarked, “Can you read her file so we can get some dirt on her.”

The female worker added, “I don’t think it will harm her because there is no dirt.”

=ERIS=

On the roof top, Eris saw a large sleigh pull by nine winged reindeers., Inside the sleigh was a old man with white hair  dress and blue eyes in a red fur hat, glasses, red fur coat, leather belt with a golden buckle, red fur pants, and black boots.

Eris asked, “St. NIck?”

St. Nick remarked, “That’s right. I thinking I need a bodyguard for this Christmas season. I’m thinking I’m going to have trouble with one of Collyana’s monsters,.”

Eris remarked, “Don't worry, I’m willing to help.”

=ERIS=

Knifya was marching through the woods and saw a sleigh pull by nine winged reindeers, Using his long knife, he attached himself to the bottom of the sleigh as it took off in a northern direction.

=ERIS=

We will back to “Eris”  after these messages.

=COMMERCIAL BREAK=

SCHOOLHOUSE POP BREAK

“Body Machine” by the Health Police

When you look down the street, what do you see?

The street is overflowing with a lot of machines

Now I don't mean the buses, the trucks or cars

I'm talking about the people

Yeah, you know who they are

I'm a machine, you're a machine

Everybody that you know

You know, they are machines

To keep your engine running you need energy

For your high-powered, revved-up body machine

Your high-powered, revved-up body machine

Now I'd be a fool, if I said that the fuel that

We needed to burn was gasoline

Because the fuel we use is the stuff called food

And it puts out the power for our machine

You make a stop at the filling station

"Fill 'er up! One chicken sandwich to go!"

As you start to chew

Your body does it, all systems go!

Now that sandwich contains some very important kinds of food energy for your body. The chicken gives you protein; bread, carbohydrates; mayonnaise, fat; and the lettuce has vitamins, plus cellulose (or roughage). Together these things help keep your body machine running smoothly.

First the saliva, kind of like a driver

"Move to the rear of the mouth!"

But what it's doing

Along with teeth chewing

Is taking food and breaking it down

Down to the stomach

The food is pushed, the esophagus does its stuff (gulp, gulp)

And the stomach starts

Look at those moving parts

As the body machine churns up

Gastric juices operate on proteins

Fats and carbohydrates

In the stomach they do what they do

They take out nutrition and use it for you

And the cellulose, in those leaves you know

Will control the traffic flow

Helps the food to move along so the good stays in

And the bad gets going

I'm a machine, you're a machine

Everybody that you know

You know, they are machines

To keep your engine running you need energy

For your high-powered, revved-up body machine

Your high-powered, revved-up body machine

Then the small intestine does most of your digesting

By sending all the nutrients

In through the villi

Which look a little silly

But act as little vents

The bloodstream passes; the nutrients it catches

And takes them to the cells you see

You use what it delivers

And store some in the liver

For future energy

I'm a machine, you're a machine

Everybody that you know

You know, they are machines

To keep your engine running you need energy

For your high-powered, revved-up body machine

Your high-powered, revved-up body machine

Your high-powered, revved-up body machine

High-powered, revved-up, complicated tune-up

Fascinating body machine

Take care of that machine

You got such a great model there, honey!

Give it the right fuel

High protein, low calorie

Take it out for a spin every day!

=COMMERCIAL BREAK OVER=

Now back to “Eris”

=ERiS=

Knifya was marching through the woods and saw a sleigh pull by nine winged reindeers, Using his long knife, he attached himself to the bottom of the sleigh as it took off in a northern direction.

=ERIS=

Not knowing about the monster knifing St Nick’s lab, St. Nick and Eris fly over the North Police and into a hidden portal -- leading a huge green forest circling a city.

St. Nick remarked as he dropped down., “Well to Elfville. The hidden city of the Elves and my home base.”

Eris said, “Not bad.”

St. Nick said, “Let’s see if that alarm is still going or we got a false alarm.”

Both run away from the sleigh. If they turned around, they would have see Knifya yanking his knife out of Santa’s sleigh.

=ERIS=

Eris and St. Nick enter Santa’s base. It was good size for a base. In the center of it was globe of Earth over Elfville. Sitting down in the chair, was a old woman with white hair and blue eyes dressed in a red bonnet, red shirt, a white apron, a red skirit, and red loafers. This woman was Ms. Nick.

St. Nick asked, “What’s up. Susan?”

Ms. Nick  said, “Nicholas,  the recently alarm switched from Athens to Elfville.”

Eris said, “I got a theory -- though I hope I’m wrong. Collyana’s latest monster must have hatched a ride on your sleigh.”

St. Nick said, “Let’s check the sleigh.”

=ERIS=

St. Nick took Eris to the Reindeer Park, the location where the sleigh return. Eris for a few second duck under the St. Nick’s sleigh and then remarked, “Wow. Collyana is getting pretty sharp with lastest monster. I’m afraid up being shredded up alive -- so I’m going calling in some help.”

Before Eris could reach her pager to be her parents, Hades and Persphone. Two familiar faces appeared -- one was appears to a red hair and red eyed woman dressed in a red toga.and other was a large purple snake with pink eyes dressed in a gray robe.

Eris remarked, “Nemesis, my friendly rival and the Collyana’s traitor, Meakee.”

St. Nick said, “Let me guess, Hades send you two to help us.”

Nemesis remarked, “Half right. The Fates sent us.”

St. Nick said, “Holy Christmas Stocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Eris said, “Then find that monster and send him back to where ever he come from!”

=ERIS=

I, Eris, will return after a little break!!

=ERIS=

I, Eris, is back with more show!

=ERIS=

The heroic group find the monster -- a large humanoid knife with arms and legs. In his arms, a large chef knife

Eris said, “You look a little dull!”

Knifya remarked, “You are so dull  that it’s insulting the other dullards. My name is Knifya.”

Eris said, “I am Eris, the Goddess of Chaos!”

Knifya said, “Then let me cut and run.”

Eris said, “No way. You make a knife look like a moron.”

Knifya remarked, “You take that back!”

Eris said, “I think I will. I’m insulting the rest of the knifes!”

Knifya said, “I going to carve you up like a Christmas turkey!”

Nemesis remarked as she run a with her sword right Knifya “Not if me, the Goddess of Punishment, Nemesis, has anything to say about it.”

Nemesis tripped over a small bucket of water end up flat on the floor. Knifya decide to see if he can harm Nemesis with his long knife, but Nemesis used send her god energy to  her skin to prevent harm.

Eris leaped at Knifya who attempted to leap over the Goddess of Chaos but ended up being kicked over throw a near-by window and into office fill with computer landing on on them.

Meakee  remarked, “That’s a bit shocking.”

Nemesis sighed before she said, “I got up from my trip heard a bad line.”

Meakee ignored Nemesis’s remark as she grabbed Knifya with her long trail despite at attempt to dodge by Knifya and she throw him up high in the sky where Knifya exploded harmlessly.

Nemesis remarked, “You save Christmas from Collyana day.”

Meakee said, ‘Just giving you guys a hand.”

Eris said, “I protect until after your Christmas Eve delivers are done.”

St. Nick said “Fine with me.”

=ERIS=

Collyana discover large dump truck outside her hideout on Christmas morning. Both the dump section and the cab sections with fill to the brim with coal!

Collyana yelled, “ERIS, YOU FAKE GODDESS, YOU WIN TODAY --  BUT  NEXT YEAR, I'M GOING TO GET REMOVE YOU FROM THiS WORLD !!!!”

=ERIS=

Diva Golden saw that her house was fill with any that could be be made with apple or was apple-flavor.

Diva said to herself,  “St. Nick. You are such a card.”

=THE END=

Creators Reveal

Ok: You may not think "Eris" is 1980s cartoons -- since they are two reasons for it. One is appearance of Hades, the Greek god of the Underworld, and the Grecian Underworld -- and the death of the organic monsters.

Well -- it is a 1980s cartoon. A team up of a modern Greece studio and and United Kingdom studio. The Greece Studio is "A-MUSE-ING ENTERPRISES" and the United Kingdom studio is "The Globe Studio".

It only aired in the Europe countries in the 1980s. The both agreed to put up their languge version on InterTV in 2000s. The modern Grecian language for "A-MUSE-ING ENTERPRISES" and British English for "The Globe Studio".

What's Up With That Halloween Episode?

Wondering how I come up with the last episode.....read the following and find out....

EPISODE #3: "A SNAKELY HALLOWEEN"

=INTRO START=

Hello, Future People of the Future Earth.. Thank you for looking into my file on my superhero career. My name is Eris, the Greek God of Chaos. Yes, I am the God that did the G.A.G - -the Golden Apple Gag -- that lead to the Trojan War. Hera told me as punishment I must do good deed for the humans of Earth. I been protecting them against mysterious monsters that have been threatening Athens, Greece when not in disguise as Diva Golden.

=SHOW: START=

ERIS IN “A SNAKELY HALLOWEEN”

Eris smirked as she used a magic mailbox to send letters to all of his follow goddess and goddess -- even Zeus -- to a Halloween party at one of the largest convention centers in Athens, Greece.

Hades appeared in his normal brown toga and black suit asked, “If I was you, I would not invited Zeus.”

Eris said, “What would be the reason, daddy.?”

Hades answered, “For your rejection from the wedding of King Pelaus and Thetis.”

Eris said, “Well, one thing in common between Hera and Zeus is that can hold the grudges for the longest time.”

Hades said, “I know. I kept watching on Hercules -- Hera sent more monsters to Hercules then I care to count.”

Eris said, “I wonder if she’s playing the villain to me justify my punishment.”

Hera appeared in her usual  a light pink toga and sandals and said, “Not me. Fates told me that your punishment knot and that you got a long time before your next one and centuries before your thread is up.”

Eris said, “Do you have any clue?”

Hera remarked, “The apple smelled like similar to Zeus. But Zeus doesn’t know who make it. He damaged his memory section of his brain sometime around the American Civil War.”

Eris said, “I hope we find out who or what is behind these monster attacks.”

=ERIS=

Collyana was making her skeleton goons nervous wrecks. Collyana dropped a toy snake into the cauldron and outcome a  large purple snake with pink eyes dressed in a gray robe who said, “Call me Meakee, boss.”

Collyana remarked, “Got it, Meakee. Today is Halloween, so I’m going help you in ruining a Halloween party for giving the Underworld a bad name.”

Meakee remarked, “Sounds like a plan. I’m with a 100 percent.”

Collyana remarked, “Very good.”

=ERIS=

Dress like a famous kid book detective, Carol Computer, Eris’s secret identity of  Diva Golden looked around the convention center. To the normal human, they think were a lot of humans in the party -- but since Eris was a goddess. She can see the aura of the gods. Her dad, Hades was present, dressed like a ninja. Nemesis was present - shaped-changed into a skeleton. Zeus was present -- dressed in King Arthur as the modern human belive he was. Persephone was also present dressed like a fairy tale princess.  Athena in the disguise of a common outer space alien walked past Eris and whispered, “Good party, Eris.”

Diva smirked as she whispered back to Athena, “Thank you, Athena.”

=ERIS=

Outside of two of the security cops were getting bored. They worked more for a security cop that worked in Germany then Oilflower was thinking of retiring when two robe figure show up.

Officer Lambhead asked, “Are you two  here fopr the Halloween party?”

Collyana lied, “Yes. We are.”

Officer Lambhead opened the door, “Go right in.”

=ERIS

The path to the Halloween party went easy until another more watchful cop was standing near a glass window showing a bit of the large Halloween party going on. She was wearing a Oilflower Commander Suit. Collyana knew this was one of the Oilfower Inc’s elite security force -- usually used to protect either the “R&D Department” or the “Payroll Department.”  

The OCS remarked, “You don’t look some people who would the  party going on.”

Collyana lied, “We are.”

The OCS run into the room as she yelled,, “Trouble arriving!”:

Meakee replied, “Oh, this is going to not fun!”

Collyana said, “Well, we see about that!”

=ERIS=

The OCS ruin into the room and bumped right to Diva Golden.

Diva remarked, “Tanya. You look you saw a monster!”

The OCS, Tanya, remarked, “Two of them. They tried to trick me into thinking they were going to party with you guys.”

The door open -- revealing aged human in a dark green robe and purple snake in a pink robe.

Diva run like the wild out of the room.

Collyana remarked, “Get her, Meakee.”

Meakee remarked, “As you command, Collyana.”

Meakes tried grabbed Diva.

Collyana said, “Hold her until Eris arrive.”

Nemesis tried to get out of the room but Collyana block her away,. “Itching to pay Hades a visit?”

Nemesis remarked, “No. Trying to find a way to punish you!”

Collyana remarked, “Arise my skeletons. Kept anyone at bay.”

=ERIS=

Lucky, most of the other gods were in another corner.

Zeus said, “Now I remember -- Collyana. . She asked me for immortal but you infected her with the same madness that you placed on Hercules. I wish I could pull a distraction, but I left my thunderbolt bucket at my home.”

Hades said, “We need one soon or otherwise Eris might have to reveal her sercet indenity to everyone here!”

Persephone remark, “I got you covered, Pluto.”

A underground forest broke up from the floors boards surprising everyone and making Meakee drop Eris into a hole.

=ERIS=

Eris saw that this hole was just her size. It was her mother’s, Persephone, doing. She was pleased as punch as she took off her Carol Computer costume revealing her Eris outfit.

=ERIS=

Eris lead up back to the floor down and landed down by Collyana and Meakee.

Collyana asked, “Who do you think you are?”

Eris remarked, “I am Eris, the Goddess of Chaos!”

Collyana remarked, “Then you should love me!:

Eris remarked, “You monsters are about as organized as a teenage’s bed room!”

Coilyana remarked, “Skeletons crush her!”

The Skeletons attack Eris. The Skeletons dog-piled on Eris. At the this time, Nemesis  slipped out of the room.  The Skeletons’s sword stick into Eris’s body.

Just then, Nemsis show up in her normal outfit and said, “I’m a Nemesis, the Goddess of Punishment.”  The Skeletons grab her and put in her in a pile with Eris. In their corner, the disguised Greek gods and goddess watch with worried eyes.

Then it happen, the skeletons went flying and hit the wall -- melting into a white liquid-mixture.

Eris said, “Thanks for the help!”

Nemsis said, “Not a problem. Now let’s get rid of these trouble!”

Collyana said, “I handle that fangless vampire. You handle that crazy human!”
Meakee remarked, “You got it!”

Collyana takes out her laser gun and fires it at Nemsis and hits her in the left shoulder.

Nemesis remarked,. “You making me angry!”

=ERIS=

Meakee approached Eris with and tried to hit Eris with her long tail but Eris dodge quickly to narrowly missed Meakee’s tail.

Meakee remarked, “You are goddess!”

Eris asked, “Do you think I was faking it?”

Meakee nodded as she sheepishly said, “Yes.”

Eris unleashed her whip, but Meakee dodge it  with ease.

=ERIS=

Nemesis run at against Collyana with her sword but Collyana dodge  that would make a olympic athletic that would think Collyana he did something super ultra mega impossible.  

Collyana remarked as she fired her laser gun again, “Die, Vampire!”

Nemesis remarked as she dodge the laser gun’s blast, “I am Goddess!”

=ERIS=

Eris tried her whip again against Meakee but she Meakee dodged it like crazy.

Meakee said, “You are really strange human.”

Eris remarked, “I am a Goddess!”

=ERIS=

In the corner of the room, where the digused Greek goddess and gods were at. Hera was making hands motions

Zeus remarked, “What are you doing, Hera?”

Hera smirked, “Adding my powers to Nemsis and Eris. Other words, Collyana and Nemsis may be able to kill them.”

Zeus replied, “Then do it!”

=ERIS=

Meakee remarked, “You glowing!”

Eris said as she rammed right into Meakee, “Hera! Thanks for the royal help!”

Meakee was tossed into the same area where Collyana and Nemsis were fighting.   Meakee turns to her boss and said, “Nice knowing you!”

Collyana turned to Meakee and fired her laser gun but Meakee dodged and hit Collyana hard enough.

Collyana angry spoken in ancient Greece words and transported out of the location.

Nemesis remarked, “That was my first ever failure.”

Eris said, “Then how about we destroy that monster to make up for it.”

Meakee said, “I won’t cause any problems with that.”

Eris and Nemesis were confused for a bit, before Hades appeared in his one regular outfit: a blue business suit said,,”I could take it from here.”

Meakee remarked, “What you had in mind, Pluto?”

Hades remarked, “You will locate any defeated Collyana monsters to the Underworld and lead them to Tartarus.”

Meakee said, “You have a deal!”

=ERIS=

At the park in the center of the Mt. Olympic. All of the goddess Greek and gods were present to listen to Zeus.

Zeus stated, “Years ago, to thanks one of my children, Collyana, for doing what I was know doing back in ancient times, I was planning on giving her immortal similar to what the rest of the Olympian goddess and gods knew. But at the same time, Hera was placing her madness spell on Hercules. She put in me and give it to Collyana the same madness spell by accident.”

Hera said, “How did I mess that one?”

Zeus said, “Up small town up a little bit north of Mt. Olympia.”

Hera remarked, “I thought Hermes was the sneakiest of the all of the goddess.”

Eris said, “I will try to eliminate her monsters.”:

Hera said ,”You had done in two already. That apple monster and the bull monster were work. Kept it up!”

Eris remarked, “I will!”

=THE END=

Happy Halloween from

Eris & Dr. Thinker