Wednesday, October 30, 2013

EPISODE #3: "A SNAKELY HALLOWEEN"

=INTRO START=

Hello, Future People of the Future Earth.. Thank you for looking into my file on my superhero career. My name is Eris, the Greek God of Chaos. Yes, I am the God that did the G.A.G - -the Golden Apple Gag -- that lead to the Trojan War. Hera told me as punishment I must do good deed for the humans of Earth. I been protecting them against mysterious monsters that have been threatening Athens, Greece when not in disguise as Diva Golden.

=SHOW: START=

ERIS IN “A SNAKELY HALLOWEEN”



Eris smirked as she used a magic mailbox to send letters to all of his follow goddess and goddess -- even Zeus -- to a Halloween party at one of the largest convention centers in Athens, Greece.

Hades appeared in his normal brown toga and black suit asked, “If I was you, I would not invited Zeus.”

Eris said, “What would be the reason, daddy.?”

Hades answered, “For your rejection from the wedding of King Pelaus and Thetis.”

Eris said, “Well, one thing in common between Hera and Zeus is that can hold the grudges for the longest time.”

Hades said, “I know. I kept watching on Hercules -- Hera sent more monsters to Hercules then I care to count.”

Eris said, “I wonder if she’s playing the villain to me justify my punishment.”

Hera appeared in her usual  a light pink toga and sandals and said, “Not me. Fates told me that your punishment knot and that you got a long time before your next one and centuries before your thread is up.”

Eris said, “Do you have any clue?”

Hera remarked, “The apple smelled like similar to Zeus. But Zeus doesn’t know who make it. He damaged his memory section of his brain sometime around the American Civil War.”

Eris said, “I hope we find out who or what is behind these monster attacks.”
=ERIS=

Collyana was making her skeleton goons nervous wrecks. Collyana dropped a toy snake into the cauldron and outcome a  large purple snake with pink eyes dressed in a gray robe who said, “Call me Meakee, boss.”

Collyana remarked, “Got it, Meakee. Today is Halloween, so I’m going help you in ruining a Halloween party for giving the Underworld a bad name.”

Meakee remarked, “Sounds like a plan. I’m with a 100 percent.”

Collyana remarked, “Very good.”

=ERIS=

Dress like a famous kid book detective, Carol Computer, Eris’s secret identity of  Diva Golden looked around the convention center. To the normal human, they think were a lot of humans in the party -- but since Eris was a goddess. She can see the aura of the gods. Her dad, Hades was present, dressed like a ninja. Nemesis was present - shaped-changed into a skeleton. Zeus was present -- dressed in King Arthur as the modern human belive he was. Persephone was also present dressed like a fairy tale princess.  Athena in the disguise of a common outer space alien walked past Eris and whispered, “Good party, Eris.”

Diva smirked as she whispered back to Athena, “Thank you, Athena.”

=ERIS=

Outside of two of the security cops were getting bored. They worked more for a security cop that worked in Germany then Oilflower was thinking of retiring when two robe figure show up.

Officer Lambhead asked, “Are you two  here fopr the Halloween party?”

Collyana lied, “Yes. We are.”

Officer Lambhead opened the door, “Go right in.”

=ERIS

The path to the Halloween party went easy until another more watchful cop was standing near a glass window showing a bit of the large Halloween party going on. She was wearing a Oilflower Commander Suit. Collyana knew this was one of the Oilfower Inc’s elite security force -- usually used to protect either the “R&D Department” or the “Payroll Department.”  

The OCS remarked, “You don’t look some people who would the  party going on.”

Collyana lied, “We are.”

The OCS run into the room as she yelled,, “Trouble arriving!”:

Meakee replied, “Oh, this is going to not fun!”

Collyana said, “Well, we see about that!”

=ERIS=

The OCS ruin into the room and bumped right to Diva Golden.

Diva remarked, “Tanya. You look you saw a monster!”

The OCS, Tanya, remarked, “Two of them. They tried to trick me into thinking they were going to party with you guys.”

The door open -- revealing aged human in a dark green robe and purple snake in a pink robe.

Diva run like the wild out of the room.

Collyana remarked, “Get her, Meakee.”

Meakee remarked, “As you command, Collyana.”

Meakes tried grabbed Diva.

Collyana said, “Hold her until Eris arrive.”
Nemesis tried to get out of the room but Collyana block her away,. “Itching to pay Hades a visit?”

Nemesis remarked, “No. Trying to find a way to punish you!”

Collyana remarked, “Arise my skeletons. Kept anyone at bay.”

=ERIS=

Lucky, most of the other gods were in another corner.

Zeus said, “Now I remember -- Collyana. . She asked me for immortal but you infected her with the same madness that you placed on Hercules. I wish I could pull a distraction, but I left my thunderbolt bucket at my home.”

Hades said, “We need one soon or otherwise Eris might have to reveal her sercet indenity to everyone here!”

Persephone remark, “I got you covered, Pluto.”

A underground forest broke up from the floors boards surprising everyone and making Meakee drop Eris into a hole.

=ERIS=

Eris saw that this hole was just her size. It was her mother’s, Persephone, doing. She was pleased as punch as she took off her Carol Computer costume revealing her Eris outfit.

=ERIS=

Eris lead up back to the floor down and landed down by Collyana and Meakee.

Collyana asked, “Who do you think you are?”

Eris remarked, “I am Eris, the Goddess of Chaos!”

Collyana remarked, “Then you should love me!:

Eris remarked, “You monsters are about as organized as a teenage’s bed room!”

Coilyana remarked, “Skeletons crush her!”

The Skeletons attack Eris. The Skeletons dog-piled on Eris. At the this time, Nemesis  slipped out of the room.  The Skeletons’s sword stick into Eris’s body.

Just then, Nemsis show up in her normal outfit and said, “I’m a Nemesis, the Goddess of Punishment.”  The Skeletons grab her and put in her in a pile with Eris. In their corner, the disguised Greek gods and goddess watch with worried eyes.

Then it happen, the skeletons went flying and hit the wall -- melting into a white liquid-mixture.

Eris said, “Thanks for the help!”

Nemsis said, “Not a problem. Now let’s get rid of these trouble!”

Collyana said, “I handle that fangless vampire. You handle that crazy human!”
Meakee remarked, “You got it!”

Collyana takes out her laser gun and fires it at Nemsis and hits her in the left shoulder.

Nemesis remarked,. “You making me angry!”

=ERIS=

Meakee approached Eris with and tried to hit Eris with her long tail but Eris dodge quickly to narrowly missed Meakee’s tail.

Meakee remarked, “You are goddess!”

Eris asked, “Do you think I was faking it?”

Meakee nodded as she sheepishly said, “Yes.”

Eris unleashed her whip, but Meakee dodge it  with ease.

=ERIS=

Nemesis run at against Collyana with her sword but Collyana dodge  that would make a olympic athletic that would think Collyana he did something super ultra mega impossible.  

Collyana remarked as she fired her laser gun again, “Die, Vampire!”

Nemesis remarked as she dodge the laser gun’s blast, “I am Goddess!”

=ERIS=

Eris tried her whip again against Meakee but she Meakee dodged it like crazy.

Meakee said, “You are really strange human.”

Eris remarked, “I am a Goddess!”

=ERIS=

In the corner of the room, where the digused Greek goddess and gods were at. Hera was making hands motions

Zeus remarked, “What are you doing, Hera?”

Hera smirked, “Adding my powers to Nemsis and Eris. Other words, Collyana and Nemsis may be able to kill them.”

Zeus replied, “Then do it!”

=ERIS=

Meakee remarked, “You glowing!”

Eris said as she rammed right into Meakee, “Hera! Thanks for the royal help!”

Meakee was tossed into the same area where Collyana and Nemsis were fighting.   Meakee turns to her boss and said, “Nice knowing you!”

Collyana turned to Meakee and fired her laser gun but Meakee dodged and hit Collyana hard enough.

Collyana angry spoken in ancient Greece words and transported out of the location.

Nemesis remarked, “That was my first ever failure.”

Eris said, “Then how about we destroy that monster to make up for it.”

Meakee said, “I won’t cause any problems with that.”

Eris and Nemesis were confused for a bit, before Hades appeared in his one regular outfit: a blue business suit said,,”I could take it from here.”

Meakee remarked, “What you had in mind, Pluto?”

Hades remarked, “You will locate any defeated Collyana monsters to the Underworld and lead them to Tartarus.”

Meakee said, “You have a deal!”

=ERIS=

At the park in the center of the Mt. Olympic. All of the goddess Greek and gods were present to listen to Zeus.

Zeus stated, “Years ago, to thanks one of my children, Collyana, for doing what I was know doing back in ancient times, I was planning on giving her immortal similar to what the rest of the Olympian goddess and gods knew. But at the same time, Hera was placing her madness spell on Hercules. She put in me and give it to Collyana the same madness spell by accident.”

Hera said, “How did I mess that one?”

Zeus said, “Up small town up a little bit north of Mt. Olympia.”

Hera remarked, “I thought Hermes was the sneakiest of the all of the goddess.”

Eris said, “I will try to eliminate her monsters.”:

Hera said ,”You had done in two already. That apple monster and the bull monster were work. Kept it up!”

Eris remarked, “I will!”

=THE END=

Happy Halloween from
Eris & Dr. Thinker


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