Wednesday, October 30, 2013

EPISODE #3: "A SNAKELY HALLOWEEN"

=INTRO START=

Hello, Future People of the Future Earth.. Thank you for looking into my file on my superhero career. My name is Eris, the Greek God of Chaos. Yes, I am the God that did the G.A.G - -the Golden Apple Gag -- that lead to the Trojan War. Hera told me as punishment I must do good deed for the humans of Earth. I been protecting them against mysterious monsters that have been threatening Athens, Greece when not in disguise as Diva Golden.

=SHOW: START=

ERIS IN “A SNAKELY HALLOWEEN”



Eris smirked as she used a magic mailbox to send letters to all of his follow goddess and goddess -- even Zeus -- to a Halloween party at one of the largest convention centers in Athens, Greece.

Hades appeared in his normal brown toga and black suit asked, “If I was you, I would not invited Zeus.”

Eris said, “What would be the reason, daddy.?”

Hades answered, “For your rejection from the wedding of King Pelaus and Thetis.”

Eris said, “Well, one thing in common between Hera and Zeus is that can hold the grudges for the longest time.”

Hades said, “I know. I kept watching on Hercules -- Hera sent more monsters to Hercules then I care to count.”

Eris said, “I wonder if she’s playing the villain to me justify my punishment.”

Hera appeared in her usual  a light pink toga and sandals and said, “Not me. Fates told me that your punishment knot and that you got a long time before your next one and centuries before your thread is up.”

Eris said, “Do you have any clue?”

Hera remarked, “The apple smelled like similar to Zeus. But Zeus doesn’t know who make it. He damaged his memory section of his brain sometime around the American Civil War.”

Eris said, “I hope we find out who or what is behind these monster attacks.”
=ERIS=

Collyana was making her skeleton goons nervous wrecks. Collyana dropped a toy snake into the cauldron and outcome a  large purple snake with pink eyes dressed in a gray robe who said, “Call me Meakee, boss.”

Collyana remarked, “Got it, Meakee. Today is Halloween, so I’m going help you in ruining a Halloween party for giving the Underworld a bad name.”

Meakee remarked, “Sounds like a plan. I’m with a 100 percent.”

Collyana remarked, “Very good.”

=ERIS=

Dress like a famous kid book detective, Carol Computer, Eris’s secret identity of  Diva Golden looked around the convention center. To the normal human, they think were a lot of humans in the party -- but since Eris was a goddess. She can see the aura of the gods. Her dad, Hades was present, dressed like a ninja. Nemesis was present - shaped-changed into a skeleton. Zeus was present -- dressed in King Arthur as the modern human belive he was. Persephone was also present dressed like a fairy tale princess.  Athena in the disguise of a common outer space alien walked past Eris and whispered, “Good party, Eris.”

Diva smirked as she whispered back to Athena, “Thank you, Athena.”

=ERIS=

Outside of two of the security cops were getting bored. They worked more for a security cop that worked in Germany then Oilflower was thinking of retiring when two robe figure show up.

Officer Lambhead asked, “Are you two  here fopr the Halloween party?”

Collyana lied, “Yes. We are.”

Officer Lambhead opened the door, “Go right in.”

=ERIS

The path to the Halloween party went easy until another more watchful cop was standing near a glass window showing a bit of the large Halloween party going on. She was wearing a Oilflower Commander Suit. Collyana knew this was one of the Oilfower Inc’s elite security force -- usually used to protect either the “R&D Department” or the “Payroll Department.”  

The OCS remarked, “You don’t look some people who would the  party going on.”

Collyana lied, “We are.”

The OCS run into the room as she yelled,, “Trouble arriving!”:

Meakee replied, “Oh, this is going to not fun!”

Collyana said, “Well, we see about that!”

=ERIS=

The OCS ruin into the room and bumped right to Diva Golden.

Diva remarked, “Tanya. You look you saw a monster!”

The OCS, Tanya, remarked, “Two of them. They tried to trick me into thinking they were going to party with you guys.”

The door open -- revealing aged human in a dark green robe and purple snake in a pink robe.

Diva run like the wild out of the room.

Collyana remarked, “Get her, Meakee.”

Meakee remarked, “As you command, Collyana.”

Meakes tried grabbed Diva.

Collyana said, “Hold her until Eris arrive.”
Nemesis tried to get out of the room but Collyana block her away,. “Itching to pay Hades a visit?”

Nemesis remarked, “No. Trying to find a way to punish you!”

Collyana remarked, “Arise my skeletons. Kept anyone at bay.”

=ERIS=

Lucky, most of the other gods were in another corner.

Zeus said, “Now I remember -- Collyana. . She asked me for immortal but you infected her with the same madness that you placed on Hercules. I wish I could pull a distraction, but I left my thunderbolt bucket at my home.”

Hades said, “We need one soon or otherwise Eris might have to reveal her sercet indenity to everyone here!”

Persephone remark, “I got you covered, Pluto.”

A underground forest broke up from the floors boards surprising everyone and making Meakee drop Eris into a hole.

=ERIS=

Eris saw that this hole was just her size. It was her mother’s, Persephone, doing. She was pleased as punch as she took off her Carol Computer costume revealing her Eris outfit.

=ERIS=

Eris lead up back to the floor down and landed down by Collyana and Meakee.

Collyana asked, “Who do you think you are?”

Eris remarked, “I am Eris, the Goddess of Chaos!”

Collyana remarked, “Then you should love me!:

Eris remarked, “You monsters are about as organized as a teenage’s bed room!”

Coilyana remarked, “Skeletons crush her!”

The Skeletons attack Eris. The Skeletons dog-piled on Eris. At the this time, Nemesis  slipped out of the room.  The Skeletons’s sword stick into Eris’s body.

Just then, Nemsis show up in her normal outfit and said, “I’m a Nemesis, the Goddess of Punishment.”  The Skeletons grab her and put in her in a pile with Eris. In their corner, the disguised Greek gods and goddess watch with worried eyes.

Then it happen, the skeletons went flying and hit the wall -- melting into a white liquid-mixture.

Eris said, “Thanks for the help!”

Nemsis said, “Not a problem. Now let’s get rid of these trouble!”

Collyana said, “I handle that fangless vampire. You handle that crazy human!”
Meakee remarked, “You got it!”

Collyana takes out her laser gun and fires it at Nemsis and hits her in the left shoulder.

Nemesis remarked,. “You making me angry!”

=ERIS=

Meakee approached Eris with and tried to hit Eris with her long tail but Eris dodge quickly to narrowly missed Meakee’s tail.

Meakee remarked, “You are goddess!”

Eris asked, “Do you think I was faking it?”

Meakee nodded as she sheepishly said, “Yes.”

Eris unleashed her whip, but Meakee dodge it  with ease.

=ERIS=

Nemesis run at against Collyana with her sword but Collyana dodge  that would make a olympic athletic that would think Collyana he did something super ultra mega impossible.  

Collyana remarked as she fired her laser gun again, “Die, Vampire!”

Nemesis remarked as she dodge the laser gun’s blast, “I am Goddess!”

=ERIS=

Eris tried her whip again against Meakee but she Meakee dodged it like crazy.

Meakee said, “You are really strange human.”

Eris remarked, “I am a Goddess!”

=ERIS=

In the corner of the room, where the digused Greek goddess and gods were at. Hera was making hands motions

Zeus remarked, “What are you doing, Hera?”

Hera smirked, “Adding my powers to Nemsis and Eris. Other words, Collyana and Nemsis may be able to kill them.”

Zeus replied, “Then do it!”

=ERIS=

Meakee remarked, “You glowing!”

Eris said as she rammed right into Meakee, “Hera! Thanks for the royal help!”

Meakee was tossed into the same area where Collyana and Nemsis were fighting.   Meakee turns to her boss and said, “Nice knowing you!”

Collyana turned to Meakee and fired her laser gun but Meakee dodged and hit Collyana hard enough.

Collyana angry spoken in ancient Greece words and transported out of the location.

Nemesis remarked, “That was my first ever failure.”

Eris said, “Then how about we destroy that monster to make up for it.”

Meakee said, “I won’t cause any problems with that.”

Eris and Nemesis were confused for a bit, before Hades appeared in his one regular outfit: a blue business suit said,,”I could take it from here.”

Meakee remarked, “What you had in mind, Pluto?”

Hades remarked, “You will locate any defeated Collyana monsters to the Underworld and lead them to Tartarus.”

Meakee said, “You have a deal!”

=ERIS=

At the park in the center of the Mt. Olympic. All of the goddess Greek and gods were present to listen to Zeus.

Zeus stated, “Years ago, to thanks one of my children, Collyana, for doing what I was know doing back in ancient times, I was planning on giving her immortal similar to what the rest of the Olympian goddess and gods knew. But at the same time, Hera was placing her madness spell on Hercules. She put in me and give it to Collyana the same madness spell by accident.”

Hera said, “How did I mess that one?”

Zeus said, “Up small town up a little bit north of Mt. Olympia.”

Hera remarked, “I thought Hermes was the sneakiest of the all of the goddess.”

Eris said, “I will try to eliminate her monsters.”:

Hera said ,”You had done in two already. That apple monster and the bull monster were work. Kept it up!”

Eris remarked, “I will!”

=THE END=

Happy Halloween from
Eris & Dr. Thinker


Thursday, October 24, 2013

Sorry.....

"Pokemon X and Pokemon Y" come out last Saturday that I placed my second episode of "Eris" -- and I got both "X" and "Y" on Sunday. Been really pulling the Beedrills out of it. (Ducks rotten tomato) And I have a trick-to-treat  to deal with his Saturday afternoon 

Don't worry, episode #3 of 'Eris" is a Halloween special. The first time, Eris will go up against Collyana herself.  I hope you enjoy it!

Logging off
Dr. Thinker

Saturday, October 12, 2013

EPISODE #2: "TAKING THE BULL BY THE HORNS"

=INTRO START=


Hello, Future People of the Future Earth.. Thank you for looking into my file on my superhero career. My name is Eris, the Greek God of Chaos. Yes, I am the God that did the G.A.G - -the Golden Apple Gag -- that lead to the Trojan War. Hera told me as punishment I must do good deed for the humans of Earth. I been protecting them against mysterious monsters that have been threatening Athens, Greece when not in disguise as Diva Golden.


=SHOW: START=


ERIS IN “TAKING THE BULL BY THE HORNS”



Eris in her Diva Golden disguise was watching the local news reports on her first appearance.  The citizens of Athens, Greece were  given her good-doing appearance with an air of “Who Knows’ what’s going to happen next. As for Diva Golden’s mystery appearance, the workers of Oilflower Inc give her a welcome that would have given Zeus, the Ruler of The Universe, an heart attack . Now gods and goddess can’t died, but if they success a heart attack, they get feel like they got hit by a large semi-truck.

Eris recently got a key to the safe in her office. She didn’t know what. She didn’t have x-ray vision like a certain human alien from a certain comic book. She used the key to open the safe. Inside was a lot of comic book, VHS, book and video games. They was note from Athena with them.

Eris read the note out loud to herself: “Dear Eris. I have discover that Hades had make Diva Golden a lover of the cartoon media from around the world -- especially those media make by the studios in USA and Japan. So I had got some of them -- fairer than what Hermes or my servant, Ares might do. It’s not a lot, but my tapes contain more episodes than what you can find a human tape. A human tape might have three to four shows on it. My tape contain eight to ten episodes of a series. As for the comic book and video games, they are askin to the normal human type. Good thing I really chew off a certain comic book for killing a certain female superhero. Have fun, Athena!”

Eris said, “Let’s see check Diva’s schedule to see  if I can have some fun. No meetings, so I’m free to go out and have some fun.”


=ERIS=


Collyana frowled. She had just recently learn that a female heroine had squashed her apple monster.  She had knock down some of her skeleton warrior.  She stopped and then said, “I’m getting a little too bullish for my own taste.”


She paused before she laughed an evil laugh and tossed a pair of old shorts in her magic pool. The pool created a giant purple minotaur with a green cat suit on it.  The purple minotaur remarked, “Bullaka smashed” and walked out.


Collyana asked out loud to herself, “Maybe been animal like a snake or spider creature smarter monsters?”


=ERIS=


Eris as Diva Golden walked past a gate into the grounds of a mansion. The butler allowed her in with no questions asked. This shocked her and she turned to the butler


Diva asked, “Why did you let me in with asking who I am?”

The butler said, “Diva Golden owns his mansion -- and you are her.”


Diva said, “Phone please.”


The butler said, “Phone’s in the library. Phone book is right next two. Special numbers are location underneath.”


=ERIS=


The library was huge. It contained books -- from comic books to famous novels, all sorts of VHS tapes, and even NES and Master System video games and the console to play them.


After dropping her Diva diguse. Eris left up the phone book to discover that they were special phone numbers for each of the gods and goddess under false names.  Since she had a good memory, she ripped them up after looking at the paper. She quickly called one of the numbers.

=ERIS=


In the underworld, Hades noticed that his phone near his throne was ringing. Hades picked up,
“Hades, here.”


=ERIS=


Eris remarked, “Know it.”


=ERIS=


Hades asked, “Know what?”


=ERIS=


Eris remarked, “That number for Michael Pluto was for you. I won’t be surprised if you name of one of Cerberus's pups Pluto.”


=ERIS=


Hades laughed before remarking, “I think I did it around the same time that Mickey Mouse got his dog.”


=ERIS=


Eris said, “Then I could say, Walt isn’t frozen. His soul just went to the fields.”


=ERIS=


Hades laughed, “Cute. By the way why did you call me?”

=ERIS=


Eris said, “You give me  a mansion?”

=ERIS=


Hades remarked, “I created that long ago to make sure that Diva Golden was a Grecian instead of American-Grecian. Had some help with Athena there. She did some modifying on that NES in that library - since I believe that the Master system is hot in Europe market. By the way, they seems to a bull heading to Greece. I can’t get a fix on the bull’s location -- so be careful.”

=ERIS=


Eris said, “You know you worry too much. Goddess can’t die unless those three weavers allow us.”


=ERIS=


Hades said, “You know me. Old habits DIE hard with me.”


Persephone remarked, “I wish those weaver cut my thread right now.”


=ERIS=


Eris asked, “Why not use the Pool of Brainless?”


=ERIS=


Persephone answered, “I don’t. To make a long story short: I fell into that pool and almost started another ice age.”



=ERIS=


Eris said, “That’s cold.”


=ERIS=


Hades said, “You took the words right out of my mouth. If you see a bull coming you way -- try to take it by horns.”


=ERIS=

Eris started, “That’s elementary, Hades.”


=ERIS=


Eris stated, “That’s elementary, Hades.”

Alarms started to mission. All of the workers left. A large purple bull in a green catsuit smashed right into Eris’s home as she said, “Bullaka Smash!”

Eris said, “Ok. That does. The goddess of chaos, Eris, will remove you!”


Eris tried to roll away from Bullika but Bullika hit the floor sending her flying into the roof.


Eris remarked, “Talk about bring the house down!”  


Bullaka and Eris grab each other at the same time but Eris kicked Bullaka right in the hip area sending her flying through the one of the widows of the library.


=ERIS=


Eris asked “Give up?”


Bullaka remarked as she smashed a trash can, “Bullaka Smash!”

Eris said, “Even he’s the smartest minotaur on the face on the Earth or the stupidest minotaur on the face of the Earth”


Eris took up the whip but Bullika throw her axe good enough to cut Eris’s whip in half.


Eris remarked, “I guess he’s not a fan of DEVO!”


Bullaka picked up his ax and swipe at Eris who roll out of the way. Eris tried to grab Bullaka but the Bullaka did a fantastic leap away making Eris’s jaw drop.


Eris said, “That Nemsis could be good dance if he had a brain!”


Bullaka swipe his axe but Eris was able to roll around.


Eris was mad and hit Bullaka hard with her fit -- sending Bullaka flying into lamp post. Bullaka got up, yelled “BULLAKA MAD”, and throw her axe at Eris again. Eris decide that she could duck it, but ended hitting her hard enough to cause a damage -- making Eris disappear


Bullaka remarked, “BULLAKA IS TOUGH!”


=ERIS=


Two gods were talking. One was a tall male with white hair, a white toga and sandals - This was Zeus, the King of the Universe.  The other was a goddess with a red hair and red eye dress in a red toga -- This was Nemesis, the Goddess of Punishment.


Zeus said, “This is bad.”


Nemesis remarked, “Makes the one that was  in the maze looks like a kid playing with action figures.”


Zeus asked, “Can you try to take care of that reject from a very bad Saturday morning cartoon?”

Nemesis asked, “Nemesis will destroy that creature.”

Zeus remarked, “A simple yes would have work.”


Nemesis walked to a near-by parked red motorcycle as she said, “What happen to Eris?”

Zeus said, “Hades, Persephone and Eris -- if their body is destroyed on Earth. They will reform in room in the Underworld. She will return. The Fates had told me that she has a long thread -- even longer then Athena.”

Nemesis said, “Mostly like become the world is....”

Zeus added, “Organized chaos.”


Nemsis said, “Dad. Please, no puns!”


=ERIS=


Eris discover that she was lying on the floor of her room. She got up. Standing in front of her
was Hades.


Eris asked, “Any one entered your dominion while I was out?”

Hades remarked, “No. But I saw a few close calls from anyone in that path of the monster.”


Eris said, “She called herself Bullaka.”

Hades said, “That name sounds lame.”


Eris said, “I’m going back up and try my luck again against that beast.”

Hades said as he handed a new whip. , “Good luck on that.”:

Eris added, “Yeah, I need that.”


=ERIS=


Eris had exit the secret path from the Greece Underworld only know to Hades, Persephone and herself. She saw a motorcycle flying and she took off into sky as she said, “Well, if it’s the PUNisher.!”


Nemesis remarked, “You would be a better goddess if you just drop your puns!”


Eris retorted, “I just can’t help to be punny.”

Nemesis rolled her eye and she said, “Oh, this  day is not a good day fo rme!”


Eris asked “So what you doing here, Nemesis?”

Nemesis said, “Zeus wanted me to remove that purple minotaur from Earth.”

Eris said. “Not if I do it before you!”


Nemesis joked, “You couldn’t kill a monster with a wet paper bag!”
Eris joked back,  “I squashed an apple monster a few days ago!”

Nemesis laughed before saying the following: “Must has been the size of a lady bug!”



=ERIS=



Nemesis remarked, “You number is up, minotaur. Nemesis is here to punish you.”


Bullaka swing her axe as she said, “Bulkalla”

Nemesis put Checkmate, her motorcycle, into a nose dive. Bullaka smiled but it turned into frown as Nemesis right it just before she reach the ground. Eric did a nose dive to hit Bullaka but end up hitting a parked car.

Bullaka swing her axe at Eris was hit despite an attempted to roll away sending the Goddess of Chaos into a near-by store front’s song.


Nemesis asked, “Are you alright, Eris?”


Eris replied, “That was  shocking attack!”

Nemesis rolled her eyes and grabbe her sword as she said, “She’s all right. You going down!”


Bullaka tried to knock out Nemesis with her axe but Nemesis scratched Bullaka’s chest.


Bullaka remarked, “BULLAKA IS MAD!” before she throw her axe in long arc.

Eris yanked out her whip and hit the doding Bullaka good enough to grab a hold of the left arm. Bullaka used her right armed to grab Eris successful.

Eris said, “Know I now toothpaste feels like.”
Nemesis grabbed on the back of Bullaka, and stuck her sword where Theseus hit King Minos’s maze’s minotaur -- the back of the neck. It didn’t work.

Eris noticed that her minotaur hand went open up. She jumped up to the top of head and landed on the top of head.  

Nemesis asked, “Any horns on this minotaur?”


Eris answered, “Nope.”


Nemesis said, “I don’t think I can hold on any longer.:

Eris used her to whip to yank Nemesis up to her location.


Nemesis asked, “I thought you want me dead three weeks ago.”

Eris said, “That was right, but I don’t have a sharp weapon cut the pile of walking beef.”


Nemesis remarked as put her sword in back of Bullaka’s head, “Then let’s stick my fork in him and see if he’s done.”


As Nemesis stuck her sword in the back of the head, Bullaka started to shake but the sword worked creating an explosion that send them flying away. Nemesis and Eris crashed land in moving dump truck


Nemesis asked, “What happen?”

Eris said, “We been TRASHED!”


Nemesis said, “Oh, it will be miracle in Hades when you stop your stupid puns!”


=ERIS=


It took a while for the goddess to get back to the location. They were here to pick up Checkmate, Nemesis’s motorcycle.  On arrival, though, Nemesis screamed.


Eris remarked, “What’s wrong?”

Nemesis pointed to a pile of motorcycle point as she said, “My Checkmate, got ruin in that explosion!”


Eris said, “I guess you can say in death Bullaka checkmated you!”


Nemesis laugh.


=THE SHOW: END=
=AFTER THE SHOW MESSAGE: BEGIN


Eris was patrolling Greece. Nemesis had transported back to Mt. Olympic to get Checkmate, her motorcycle fixed. She was placing a high school somewhere in Athens, Greece.


A girl remarked, “Oh. I never this right. I had half of my to quit on this.”


Eris said, “What are working on?”

The girl said, “Eris, my Creative Writing teacher asked us to write a story from a famous person from the past  - real or fictional -- and been trying to write but I think I hit a writing block.”

Eris said, “Thinking of quitting. If I did that today, that purple minotaur could have harmed my friend, Nemesis and ruin all of Athens before Zeus or Athena decides to throw a thunderbolt to kill it.”


The girl asked, “So let me get this straight: Try not to give up on what your doing not matter how small or big your project is?”


Eris said, “That’s right.”

=THE END=