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Hello, Future People of the Future Earth.. Thank you for looking into my file on my superhero career. My name is Eris, the Greek God of Chaos. Yes, I am the God that did the G.A.G - -the Golden Apple Gag -- that lead to the Trojan War. Hera told me as punishment I must do good deed for the humans of Earth. I been protecting them against mysterious monsters that have been threatening Athens, Greece when not in disguise as Diva Golden.
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ERIS IN “TAKING THE BULL BY THE HORNS”
Eris in her Diva Golden disguise was watching the local news reports on her first appearance. The citizens of Athens, Greece were given her good-doing appearance with an air of “Who Knows’ what’s going to happen next. As for Diva Golden’s mystery appearance, the workers of Oilflower Inc give her a welcome that would have given Zeus, the Ruler of The Universe, an heart attack . Now gods and goddess can’t died, but if they success a heart attack, they get feel like they got hit by a large semi-truck.
Eris recently got a key to the safe in her office. She didn’t know what. She didn’t have x-ray vision like a certain human alien from a certain comic book. She used the key to open the safe. Inside was a lot of comic book, VHS, book and video games. They was note from Athena with them.
Eris read the note out loud to herself: “Dear Eris. I have discover that Hades had make Diva Golden a lover of the cartoon media from around the world -- especially those media make by the studios in USA and Japan. So I had got some of them -- fairer than what Hermes or my servant, Ares might do. It’s not a lot, but my tapes contain more episodes than what you can find a human tape. A human tape might have three to four shows on it. My tape contain eight to ten episodes of a series. As for the comic book and video games, they are askin to the normal human type. Good thing I really chew off a certain comic book for killing a certain female superhero. Have fun, Athena!”
Eris said, “Let’s see check Diva’s schedule to see if I can have some fun. No meetings, so I’m free to go out and have some fun.”
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Collyana frowled. She had just recently learn that a female heroine had squashed her apple monster. She had knock down some of her skeleton warrior. She stopped and then said, “I’m getting a little too bullish for my own taste.”
She paused before she laughed an evil laugh and tossed a pair of old shorts in her magic pool. The pool created a giant purple minotaur with a green cat suit on it. The purple minotaur remarked, “Bullaka smashed” and walked out.
Collyana asked out loud to herself, “Maybe been animal like a snake or spider creature smarter monsters?”
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Eris as Diva Golden walked past a gate into the grounds of a mansion. The butler allowed her in with no questions asked. This shocked her and she turned to the butler
Diva asked, “Why did you let me in with asking who I am?”
The butler said, “Diva Golden owns his mansion -- and you are her.”
The butler said, “Diva Golden owns his mansion -- and you are her.”
Diva said, “Phone please.”
The butler said, “Phone’s in the library. Phone book is right next two. Special numbers are location underneath.”
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The library was huge. It contained books -- from comic books to famous novels, all sorts of VHS tapes, and even NES and Master System video games and the console to play them.
After dropping her Diva diguse. Eris left up the phone book to discover that they were special phone numbers for each of the gods and goddess under false names. Since she had a good memory, she ripped them up after looking at the paper. She quickly called one of the numbers.
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In the underworld, Hades noticed that his phone near his throne was ringing. Hades picked up,
“Hades, here.”
“Hades, here.”
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Eris remarked, “Know it.”
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Hades asked, “Know what?”
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Eris remarked, “That number for Michael Pluto was for you. I won’t be surprised if you name of one of Cerberus's pups Pluto.”
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Hades laughed before remarking, “I think I did it around the same time that Mickey Mouse got his dog.”
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Eris said, “Then I could say, Walt isn’t frozen. His soul just went to the fields.”
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Hades laughed, “Cute. By the way why did you call me?”
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Eris said, “You give me a mansion?”
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Hades remarked, “I created that long ago to make sure that Diva Golden was a Grecian instead of American-Grecian. Had some help with Athena there. She did some modifying on that NES in that library - since I believe that the Master system is hot in Europe market. By the way, they seems to a bull heading to Greece. I can’t get a fix on the bull’s location -- so be careful.”
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Eris said, “You know you worry too much. Goddess can’t die unless those three weavers allow us.”
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Hades said, “You know me. Old habits DIE hard with me.”
Persephone remarked, “I wish those weaver cut my thread right now.”
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Eris asked, “Why not use the Pool of Brainless?”
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Persephone answered, “I don’t. To make a long story short: I fell into that pool and almost started another ice age.”
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Eris said, “That’s cold.”
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Hades said, “You took the words right out of my mouth. If you see a bull coming you way -- try to take it by horns.”
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Eris started, “That’s elementary, Hades.”
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Eris stated, “That’s elementary, Hades.”
Alarms started to mission. All of the workers left. A large purple bull in a green catsuit smashed right into Eris’s home as she said, “Bullaka Smash!”
Eris said, “Ok. That does. The goddess of chaos, Eris, will remove you!”
Eris tried to roll away from Bullika but Bullika hit the floor sending her flying into the roof.
Eris remarked, “Talk about bring the house down!”
Bullaka and Eris grab each other at the same time but Eris kicked Bullaka right in the hip area sending her flying through the one of the widows of the library.
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Eris asked “Give up?”
Bullaka remarked as she smashed a trash can, “Bullaka Smash!”
Eris said, “Even he’s the smartest minotaur on the face on the Earth or the stupidest minotaur on the face of the Earth”
Eris took up the whip but Bullika throw her axe good enough to cut Eris’s whip in half.
Eris remarked, “I guess he’s not a fan of DEVO!”
Bullaka picked up his ax and swipe at Eris who roll out of the way. Eris tried to grab Bullaka but the Bullaka did a fantastic leap away making Eris’s jaw drop.
Eris said, “That Nemsis could be good dance if he had a brain!”
Bullaka swipe his axe but Eris was able to roll around.
Eris was mad and hit Bullaka hard with her fit -- sending Bullaka flying into lamp post. Bullaka got up, yelled “BULLAKA MAD”, and throw her axe at Eris again. Eris decide that she could duck it, but ended hitting her hard enough to cause a damage -- making Eris disappear
Bullaka remarked, “BULLAKA IS TOUGH!”
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Two gods were talking. One was a tall male with white hair, a white toga and sandals - This was Zeus, the King of the Universe. The other was a goddess with a red hair and red eye dress in a red toga -- This was Nemesis, the Goddess of Punishment.
Zeus said, “This is bad.”
Nemesis remarked, “Makes the one that was in the maze looks like a kid playing with action figures.”
Zeus asked, “Can you try to take care of that reject from a very bad Saturday morning cartoon?”
Nemesis asked, “Nemesis will destroy that creature.”
Nemesis asked, “Nemesis will destroy that creature.”
Zeus remarked, “A simple yes would have work.”
Nemesis walked to a near-by parked red motorcycle as she said, “What happen to Eris?”
Zeus said, “Hades, Persephone and Eris -- if their body is destroyed on Earth. They will reform in room in the Underworld. She will return. The Fates had told me that she has a long thread -- even longer then Athena.”
Zeus said, “Hades, Persephone and Eris -- if their body is destroyed on Earth. They will reform in room in the Underworld. She will return. The Fates had told me that she has a long thread -- even longer then Athena.”
Nemesis said, “Mostly like become the world is....”
Zeus added, “Organized chaos.”
Nemsis said, “Dad. Please, no puns!”
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Eris discover that she was lying on the floor of her room. She got up. Standing in front of her
was Hades.
Eris asked, “Any one entered your dominion while I was out?”
Hades remarked, “No. But I saw a few close calls from anyone in that path of the monster.”
Hades remarked, “No. But I saw a few close calls from anyone in that path of the monster.”
Eris said, “She called herself Bullaka.”
Hades said, “That name sounds lame.”
Hades said, “That name sounds lame.”
Eris said, “I’m going back up and try my luck again against that beast.”
Hades said as he handed a new whip. , “Good luck on that.”:
Eris added, “Yeah, I need that.”
Hades said as he handed a new whip. , “Good luck on that.”:
Eris added, “Yeah, I need that.”
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Eris had exit the secret path from the Greece Underworld only know to Hades, Persephone and herself. She saw a motorcycle flying and she took off into sky as she said, “Well, if it’s the PUNisher.!”
Nemesis remarked, “You would be a better goddess if you just drop your puns!”
Eris retorted, “I just can’t help to be punny.”
Nemesis rolled her eye and she said, “Oh, this day is not a good day fo rme!”
Nemesis rolled her eye and she said, “Oh, this day is not a good day fo rme!”
Eris asked “So what you doing here, Nemesis?”
Nemesis said, “Zeus wanted me to remove that purple minotaur from Earth.”
Eris said. “Not if I do it before you!”
Nemesis joked, “You couldn’t kill a monster with a wet paper bag!”
Eris joked back, “I squashed an apple monster a few days ago!”
Nemesis laughed before saying the following: “Must has been the size of a lady bug!”
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Nemesis remarked, “You number is up, minotaur. Nemesis is here to punish you.”
Bullaka swing her axe as she said, “Bulkalla”
Nemesis put Checkmate, her motorcycle, into a nose dive. Bullaka smiled but it turned into frown as Nemesis right it just before she reach the ground. Eric did a nose dive to hit Bullaka but end up hitting a parked car.
Bullaka swing her axe at Eris was hit despite an attempted to roll away sending the Goddess of Chaos into a near-by store front’s song.
Nemesis asked, “Are you alright, Eris?”
Eris replied, “That was shocking attack!”
Nemesis rolled her eyes and grabbe her sword as she said, “She’s all right. You going down!”
Bullaka tried to knock out Nemesis with her axe but Nemesis scratched Bullaka’s chest.
Bullaka remarked, “BULLAKA IS MAD!” before she throw her axe in long arc.
Eris yanked out her whip and hit the doding Bullaka good enough to grab a hold of the left arm. Bullaka used her right armed to grab Eris successful.
Eris said, “Know I now toothpaste feels like.”
Nemesis grabbed on the back of Bullaka, and stuck her sword where Theseus hit King Minos’s maze’s minotaur -- the back of the neck. It didn’t work.
Eris noticed that her minotaur hand went open up. She jumped up to the top of head and landed on the top of head.
Nemesis asked, “Any horns on this minotaur?”
Eris answered, “Nope.”
Nemesis said, “I don’t think I can hold on any longer.:
Eris used her to whip to yank Nemesis up to her location.
Eris used her to whip to yank Nemesis up to her location.
Nemesis asked, “I thought you want me dead three weeks ago.”
Eris said, “That was right, but I don’t have a sharp weapon cut the pile of walking beef.”
Eris said, “That was right, but I don’t have a sharp weapon cut the pile of walking beef.”
Nemesis remarked as put her sword in back of Bullaka’s head, “Then let’s stick my fork in him and see if he’s done.”
As Nemesis stuck her sword in the back of the head, Bullaka started to shake but the sword worked creating an explosion that send them flying away. Nemesis and Eris crashed land in moving dump truck
Nemesis asked, “What happen?”
Eris said, “We been TRASHED!”
Eris said, “We been TRASHED!”
Nemesis said, “Oh, it will be miracle in Hades when you stop your stupid puns!”
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It took a while for the goddess to get back to the location. They were here to pick up Checkmate, Nemesis’s motorcycle. On arrival, though, Nemesis screamed.
Eris remarked, “What’s wrong?”
Nemesis pointed to a pile of motorcycle point as she said, “My Checkmate, got ruin in that explosion!”
Nemesis pointed to a pile of motorcycle point as she said, “My Checkmate, got ruin in that explosion!”
Eris said, “I guess you can say in death Bullaka checkmated you!”
Nemesis laugh.
=THE SHOW: END=
=AFTER THE SHOW MESSAGE: BEGIN
Eris was patrolling Greece. Nemesis had transported back to Mt. Olympic to get Checkmate, her motorcycle fixed. She was placing a high school somewhere in Athens, Greece.
A girl remarked, “Oh. I never this right. I had half of my to quit on this.”
Eris said, “What are working on?”
The girl said, “Eris, my Creative Writing teacher asked us to write a story from a famous person from the past - real or fictional -- and been trying to write but I think I hit a writing block.”
Eris said, “Thinking of quitting. If I did that today, that purple minotaur could have harmed my friend, Nemesis and ruin all of Athens before Zeus or Athena decides to throw a thunderbolt to kill it.”
The girl said, “Eris, my Creative Writing teacher asked us to write a story from a famous person from the past - real or fictional -- and been trying to write but I think I hit a writing block.”
Eris said, “Thinking of quitting. If I did that today, that purple minotaur could have harmed my friend, Nemesis and ruin all of Athens before Zeus or Athena decides to throw a thunderbolt to kill it.”
The girl asked, “So let me get this straight: Try not to give up on what your doing not matter how small or big your project is?”
Eris said, “That’s right.”
=THE END=
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