=INTRO START=
Hello, Future People of the Future Earth.. Thank you for looking into my file on my superhero career. My name is Eris, the Greek God of Chaos. Yes, I am the God that did the G.A.G - -the Golden Apple Gag -- that lead to the Trojan War. Hera told me as punishment I must do good deed for the humans of Earth. I been protecting them against mysterious monsters that have been threatening Athens, Greece when not in disguise as Diva Golden.
=SHOW START=
ERIS IN “STARTING ON THE RIGHT APPLE”
The white huge temple of Mt. Olympic fill with statues of Zeus, Hera, and other Grecian gods. Out of the sky, float download a goddess that appeared to a black hair teenage girl with black eyes dressed in the following: a white toga, a pearl necklace with a golden apple, and a pair of ancient Grecian sandals. This is Eris, the Greek God of the Chaos. The one that throw the Golden Apple at wedding that lead to the Trojan War.
Eris saw a blue armored woman with short dirty blonde hair. The blue armored female was polish a blue armor with Mesuda’s face on it. The blue armored woman happen to Athena, the Greek God of Wisdom and War - one of the most powerful of the Greek Gods and Goddess.
Eris asked, “Athena, do you know what Hera call me here?”
Athena asked, “I wish I know! Finding a real fortune teller on Earth nowadays is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.”
Eris said, “Well, let’s hope it’s not bad news!”
=ERIS=
With help of Zeus, the Ruler of the Universe, Eris found Hera, the Queen of Marriage, sitting on her throne in her private temple on Mt. Olympic Eris saw Hera, was a long black hair with a yellow high-light zig-zagging through it wearing a light pink toga and sandals.
Hera said, “Eris. I called.”
Eris remarked, “And I came. Eris.”
Hera tossed a golden apple. Eris picked up it. The golden apple had the ancient Greece Word: for “To The Fairest”
Eris know of this golden apple. It was the one she throw at the wedding of Thetis and Peleus. That lead to the to Trojan War. Eris remarked, “I know this apple. It’s mine.”
Hera said, “So who was your target?”
Eris said, “Persephone and/or Hades.”
Hera laughed before asking, “I thought Hestia was God of Families?”
Eris laughed before answered, “She is. It was going with them being the Rulers of the Underworld -- Death is fair to everyone -- young and old. Female and males. The beautiful and the ugly.
Hera remarked, “You sound just like your dad, Hades. We spent centuries trying to figure things out. Just recently, Nemesis, the Goddess of Punishment was sent back in the wedding of Thetis and Peleus to find out who throw the apple at you. She find out it was you. So we called the three goddess that tried to bribe Paris into picking them -- Athena, Aphrodite, and myself. Aphrodite has no ill against you -- mostly become Paris pick her. Athena was somewhat indifference despite being on the losing side with my husband, Zeus. I am not totally mad but I believe that you need punishment. This punishment isn’t a little odd.”
Eris said, “I like odds. They are more chaotic than even.”
Hera laughed before remarking, “You must do good deed on Earth. You can pick your any era and the location your choice.”
Eris remarked, “Now I know how Sisyphus feel like rolling that rock!”
=ERIS=
Eris was about to take a path down to see a saw beautiful goddess with light pink hair, pink eye with light pink hair wearing a pink shirt who was standing by a short limping man in full yellow warrior She know both as they Hephaestus, God of Weapons, and Aphrodite, the Goddess of Love and Beauty.
Aphrodite remarked, “Hera punished you, Eris for that G.A.G. job..”
Eris said, “G.A.G?”
Aphrodite remarked, “The Golden Apple Gag that lead to the Trojan War.”
Eris remarked, “That’s so chaotic beautiful, Miss Venus.”
Aphrodite laughed at her Roman name, “Need some help.”
Eris said, “Hera punishment by asking be to do good deeds -- but she allow me to pick the era and the time period.”
Eris said, “Hera punishment by asking be to do good deeds -- but she allow me to pick the era and the time period.”
Hephaestus remarked, “Let’s head to my lab and transport your parents to it. Five heads are better than one.”
Eris said, “Sounds like a plan!”
=ERIS=
It took some time for Eris, Hephaestus, and Aphrodite to get to the stairs leading to Hephaestus's weapon and gadget lab. The gadget lab was full with brown machine circling a fire pit.
Two familiar goddess to Eris arrived. The black-hair and black-eye god, Hades. was wearing a brown toga and sandals and the female goddess, Persephone, was wearing a dark pink toga and sandals. Hades and Persephone, happen to the parents of Eris.
Hades asked, “What’s up, kid?”
Aphrodite remarked, “Not one to beat around the bush are you. Hades.”
Hades remarked, “I leave the bush beating to my wife.”
Persephone said, “That was a lame joke so.”
Ignoring her mother, Eris remarked, “Hera had found out that I was one that tossed the G.A.G.”
Persephone asked, “What’s the G.A.G?”
Eris remarked, “The Golden Apple Gag.”
Hades remarked, “You were the goddess that throw that golden apple to the Trojan War. Oh boy, I just get a major headache when thinking of that war! Hera must have been beside herself when she learn that!”
Eris remarked, “Yes. Hera punishment. I must do super doing but the place and time frame of my choice.”
Persephone asked, “Have you pick your place and time yet?”
Eris said, “I pick Athens, Greece but I haven’t pick a time period.”
Hades said, “I think I transport you to someone that can give you a helping hand.”
Eris nodded.
=ERIS=
Eris find herself Elysium Fields near only boat to Isle of the Blessing. Near-by, she saw a ghost of old girlfriend of Apollo from Troy, Cassandra.
Eris remarked, “So you got to be Hades’s helper”
Cassandra stated, “I give him where to send humans and unlike the Trojans he usually at belives my fortunes.”
Eris said, “Blame your curse on Apollo.”
Cassandra stated, “I do.”
Eris asked, “Cassandra, Hera give me punishment for tossing the golden apple. I have pick a location: Athens, Greece -- but I had not pick a time period.”
Cassandra stated to star out past Eris for a few seconds before, “Try the 1980s.”
Eris said, “Then I will.”
Eris was transported to
=ERIS=
Collyana was not in happy camper. She never was. She had recently created many skeleton warriors to take over the world. She was in a mood to do something rotten. She was approaching a food state in old fashion Greece style area of Athens, Greece. She took an apple and took a run for it.
=ERIS=
Aphrodite, Hades, Persephone, Hephaestus and Eris had made way from Hephaestus’s weapon were in Aphrodite's temple. The light pink floors and wall were perfect match to Aphrodite’s personality.
Aphrodite remarked, “You need to look good. But I’m going to you not touch any of my wears even if me is a fictional version or know fictional me.”
Eris said, “I’m sticking with my usual outfit for superheroing.”
Aphrodite remarked as she tossed on a Golden Apple in her right hand,, “It doesn't contain a marking like a certain letter for a certain fictional alien or an animal for certain fictional rich guy who dress weirder than any gods or goddess I know.”
Aphrodite remarked as she tossed on a Golden Apple in her right hand,, “It doesn't contain a marking like a certain letter for a certain fictional alien or an animal for certain fictional rich guy who dress weirder than any gods or goddess I know.”
Aphrodite stop tossing the Golden Apple, picked up one of her thousands of white pearl necklaces, and tossed both to Hephaestus who caught them in his hands successfully. “Fuse them together for your little young goddess of chaos.”
Hephaestus took out a portable hammer which he used the pearl necklace into half. Then he switched the portable hammer for a portal blowtorch and used the apple to both half of the pearl necklace.
Eris said, “Not a bad addition to my outfit.”
Aphrodite remarked, “And it recalls the G.A.G. job you did.”
Eris said, “Now, I got to have a disguise. I can’t do hero duty twenty-four seven. I’m not Nemesis for crying out loud.”
Persephone remarked, “Let’s go pay a visit to Athena.”
Eris said, “I hope she’s not sour because of the G.A.G or The Trojan War.”
=ERIS=
Collyana had escape from anyone and had reached her secret lair. She tossed the apple into a the mysterious pool that helped her created her A red apple with two sliver arm and sliver arm legs. The apple had two brown eyes and sliver lips.
Collyana stated, “Now that would make Eris proud! I think I call you Applima!”
Applima remarked in a female voice, “You wish is my command!”
Collyana remarked, “Then make applesauce out of Athens!”
Collyana remarked, “Then make applesauce out of Athens!”
Applima walked right through the wall.
Collyana said, “I should have stolen a fish!”
=ERIS=
It took too long for Eris and her follow gods and goddesses to reach Athena’s temple. Though the outside looked normal for ancient Greece. The inside was quite different. It look like an good office for a telephone or cable phone company.
Athena’s right handed office manager took them to the exercise room. This exercise wasn’t they were expecting. It was more askin to 1/4 of the Roman colosseum. Athena remarked as she sliced up a failed column in half with her sword, “Come via the Wisdom Path instead of War Path.”
Eris blushed as Hades rolled his eyes. Persephone, Aphrodite, Hephaestus stated whistling different tunes to cover up being embarrassed by Athena’s remarked and she said, “Aphrodite, Hephaestus and I finished up my superheroing outfit. Now I know I’m not Nemesis, I need a rest of superheroine. So I need a disguise -- the uglier the better.”
Aphrodite remarked as she transported, “I can stand ugly even it is a disguise. I’m out of here.”
Athena transported as she remarked,, “Ok. I got a idea. Be right back.”
Eris stated counted, “...1....”
Athena transported with a blue purse in hand as she said, “I’m back. What’s in the bag is perfect for little goddess of chaos.”
Eris open the blue purse. Inside was the following items: large sunglasses with a neon-green rim, a purple blouse, long orange skirt, and neon-pink loafers. She quickly placed her items over her normal outfit -- she was third quickness with disguise. All to avoid anyone -- goddess, gods or humans to recognize herself.
Hades remarked, “You can help me with Oilflower Inc. People are wondering about the CEO, Diva Golden, that hasn’t been around -- and won’t tell me about anything even if claim ownership or know the CEO personality.”
Eris remarked, “That’s sounds like a hot idea that it sounds like it escape from Tartarus.”
All god and goddess not named Eris groaned.
=ERIS=
Oilflower Inc. was based in Athens, Greece. A bored guard staying in at the front desk saw a teenage girl wearing the follow outfit: large sunglasses with a neon-green rim, a purple blouse, long orange skirt, and neon-pink loafers. waltzing right into the lobby of Oilflower
Guard asked,”Who do you think you are just waltzing he like you own the place.”
The teenage girl replied, “I own the place. The name is Diva Golden.”
The Guard walked to the nearest wall and started hitting his head on the against the wall.He heard of Diva Golden but never saw a hide or hair of her until today.
=ERIS=
Eris smirked in Diva Golden’s private office.. The Diva Golden disguise worked look like a charm. No would expect a goddess dress her so ugly that she makes that other people would assume a perfect normal teenage is really Eris when Eris finally makes her superhero day few.
One of the Oilflower Inc.’s worker remarked, “They seems be a walking apple smashing Athens. The police had been shooting bullets to no effect.”
Eris quickly did the following: lock the Diva Golden’s office door, open a large widow, and take off the Diva Golden disguise and took off flying.
=ERIS=
Eris found the Apple Monster not to far away.
The Apple Monster asked, “Who do you are?”
Eris remarked, ”I am Eris, the Goddess of Chaos.”
Eris remarked, ”I am Eris, the Goddess of Chaos.”
The Apple Monster remarked, “Then you won’t mind if I, Applima, turned Athens into city equal of applesauce.”
Eris retorted, “No way. My first good deed for Athens is to remove you.”:
Applima said, “You going to wish you didn’t upset the apple cart!”
Applima rushed at Eris with his Spoon Sword point side facing Eris. Eris jumped over Applima. Eris tried to use her whip against Applima, but Applima easy roll away from Eris. Applima tried to hit Eris leg with his Spoon Sword but Eris yanked Applima’s yank hard enough to cause the Spoon Sword to fail from Applima’s hands and knock Applima into near-by building. Applima stick her leg to kick and despite attempt to dodge fro Eris was successful in making Eris land in a trash can.
Applima remarked, “You are no match for me.”
Eris said making a fist with her hand, “The fat lady hasn’t sing her song yet.”
Applima assumed that Eris was going to hit her in the eyes and protect them she put her hands in front of them. Applima was half right - Eris did punch Applima but it was in askin to chest of human. Applima smashed right through a parked car. Applima tried to build up a speed for a change but end up failing over the wheel of the parked car she just got smashed into. Eris used her whip against Applima while Applima attempt to dodge it but it got on the Applima’s leaf on top of her apple and then Eris pull hard on the whip sending Applima flying. A few second later, Eris heard an explosion and it started to rain applesauce down on
A female cop remarked, “What was that?”
Eris answered, “The end of a bad apple.”
Eris answered, “The end of a bad apple.”
A male citizen remarked, “Who are you?
Eris remarked, “Eris, the Goddess of Chaos. Now if you excuse me, I got business to attend to..”
Eris remarked, “Eris, the Goddess of Chaos. Now if you excuse me, I got business to attend to..”
=ERIS=
It was the next day. Diva Golden was looking at the Oilflower’s Radio testing area when one of the testing run on the local news:
The radio remarked, “We got some weird girl calling herself Eris. If you do you Greece myth research you find out that she is the Goddess of Chaos who throw the apple that started the entire Trojan War. The world governments think she’s a robot based on Eris. The United States army believed that Eris could be an alien using Eris as a cover for her action. No action is going to take action against Eris -- as she recently make applesauce out a walking and talking apple monster. Keep up the good work.”
No workers saw a smirk on Diva/Eris’s face.
=THE SHOW END=
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